Posted 2 hours ago

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

Posted 16 hours ago

just-for-grins:

Reminiscing the good old days on Club Penguin. 

mikeyfitalian
Posted 17 hours ago

vinebox:

Relationship goals.

mikeyfitalian
Posted 17 hours ago
offside-goal:

ecoturisticpirate:

can somebody explain me this gif?

IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY

offside-goal:

ecoturisticpirate:

can somebody explain me this gif?

IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 17 hours ago

derpydaymare:

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

I LOVE THESE THINGS

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  1. Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
  2. Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
  3. Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
Posted 17 hours ago

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

(Source: idreamofjimmy)

Posted 17 hours ago

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

Posted 17 hours ago
  1. relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  2. me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  3. relative: sure!
  4. relative: why are you starting up a video game
Posted 17 hours ago